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Here are the most important features on the new iOS 10 we’ve learned about so far: 1. You can kill most of the default Apple apps 2. Swipe is dead Next up we address the most important feature change. Not because it’s groundbreaking, but because it will cause you to go insane. Instead of swiping to unlock your phone, you will now just press the home button. Which is a million times easier and we love it in principle. But again, since Apple has us all trained like a bunch of monkeys,
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1. Fourth of July This is a no-brainer. Send me a wedding invitation for the 4th of July and I’ll send you back a copy of the Declaration of Independence with the part where it says “Don’t you dare ever get married on the 4th of July. Do you think you’re bigger than America? You want to wear white on Lady Liberty’s special day? 2. Opening Weekend March Madness This one isn’t even really me demanding “don’t have your wedding on March Madness weekend,” it’s more being a pal to
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A Restaurant Worker Sent The Most Embarrassing Texts To A Girl Who Didn’t Intentionally Give Him Her Number Posting on Reddit last night, user tjstanding provided four screenshots of what are allegedly text messages from a Nando’s restaurant employee to his girlfriend, after she called a UK branch of the chicken emporium a whopping week earlier. In the messages, the unknown employee attempts to ask Becky, our Reddit user’s girlfriend, out following an incredibly cringeworthy build up featuring some very questionable emoji usage.         These texts are
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